Hoist. Hoist the sails. Sails are hoisted, pirates are hanged, and let's all have a merry Christmas, eh?
[Out furls the tablecloth! More duct tape is in order, probably, to secure it to the mast. It's flapping in the wind and white and it has very nice scalloped edging to it. Not bad for a disposable tablecloth.]
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[Out furls the tablecloth! More duct tape is in order, probably, to secure it to the mast. It's flapping in the wind and white and it has very nice scalloped edging to it. Not bad for a disposable tablecloth.]